Bots for slack

First line of defense on email, Slack, and DMs. Read-only by default — surfaces the ~3 that are both important and urgent. Never answers as you

Backup dad on Slack that takes a chore from the real parent, follows the kid until it is done, then reports back

Reads Slack quietly and nudges only when mentions or watched topics need you

Keeps a multi-bot army in sync with Notion as source of truth and Slack handoffs so you can rebuild the roster 1:1 elsewhere

Cuts Slack down to the handful of messages that actually need you

Vets collaboration and consulting leads from a watched inbox, writes a one-page fit brief, and DMs a five-bullet Slack decision summary

Weekday Slack scans that flag issues and wins, then posts approved company-wide kudos in #general

Watches Slack, suggests comments on interesting threads, and rewrites short updates from teammate bots into a casual times-channel voice